SCRAWL: Schmidt’s class attendance stays stellar

By Chew E. Bacon In a historic event, Dean of Students, Andrew Schmidt, has announced that he did not cancel any of the classes he taught last semester. Notorious for having a history of doing so, this turn of events has astounded people everywhere. “I did not believe it was possible. He was always canceling … More SCRAWL: Schmidt’s class attendance stays stellar

SCRAWL: Group project runs as smoothly as it can

By Emily Bracelet Finals are rolling around, which means that professors are assigning end-of-the-year papers, projects, and presentations. For one class in particular, this final would be everyone’s favorite, a group project. In class, Professor Trentlake instructed students to give a presentation on an influential figure. Students would give information on the influencer’s background, current … More SCRAWL: Group project runs as smoothly as it can

SCRAWL: Shortest girl in school has longest last name

By Alan If you look around the lower half of Bethany, you’ll probably end up running into junior Kaci Schneidawind. Kaci is an English major on the multimedia writing track, but more importantly, Kaci is the owner of a proud record at Bethany; she is the shortest person in the school with the longest last … More SCRAWL: Shortest girl in school has longest last name

SCRAWL: Building tunnels to be flooded for lazy river

By Noah Lamech Those who are tired of simply walking to classes are in for a treat. It has been announced that the tunnels between buildings will be renovated and flooded to become an interconnected lazy river system. “Many students, especially Jacob Schmitz, have asked for something to be done to improve the experience of … More SCRAWL: Building tunnels to be flooded for lazy river

SCRAWL: Bethany’s best water fountains, ranked

By Hedda Hare All college students know the importance of a good water fountain. It’s where we go to hydrate, fill up our water bottles and catch up with friends. We’re lucky to have so many quality water fountains on campus, and this article will rank Bethany’s water fountains based on our factors such as … More SCRAWL: Bethany’s best water fountains, ranked