By Chew E. Bacon In a historic event, Dean of Students, Andrew Schmidt, has announced that he did not cancel any of the classes he taught last semester. Notorious for having a history of doing so, this turn of events has astounded people everywhere. “I did not believe it was possible. He was always canceling … More SCRAWL: Schmidt’s class attendance stays stellar
By Emily Bracelet Finals are rolling around, which means that professors are assigning end-of-the-year papers, projects, and presentations. For one class in particular, this final would be everyone’s favorite, a group project. In class, Professor Trentlake instructed students to give a presentation on an influential figure. Students would give information on the influencer’s background, current … More SCRAWL: Group project runs as smoothly as it can
By Anita Mann You know them. You love them. You wonder about them. What are they? The Meyer Hall penguins, of course. I know this is an opinion piece, but I can say for a fact that those penguins are one of my favorite parts about going to Bethany. Passing by them at the Meyer … More SCRAWL: Meyer Hall’s penguins bring us together
By Alan If you look around the lower half of Bethany, you’ll probably end up running into junior Kaci Schneidawind. Kaci is an English major on the multimedia writing track, but more importantly, Kaci is the owner of a proud record at Bethany; she is the shortest person in the school with the longest last … More SCRAWL: Shortest girl in school has longest last name
By Some Reporter Sometimes, life is hard. Anxiety, depression, and suicide rates have all been on the rise over the last few years, and while we can’t claim to know all the causes, there are some solutions that we can identify. One big problem for mental health issues is that people have a tendency to … More SCRAWL: Always look on the bright side
By Noah Lamech Those who are tired of simply walking to classes are in for a treat. It has been announced that the tunnels between buildings will be renovated and flooded to become an interconnected lazy river system. “Many students, especially Jacob Schmitz, have asked for something to be done to improve the experience of … More SCRAWL: Building tunnels to be flooded for lazy river
By Hedda Hare All college students know the importance of a good water fountain. It’s where we go to hydrate, fill up our water bottles and catch up with friends. We’re lucky to have so many quality water fountains on campus, and this article will rank Bethany’s water fountains based on our factors such as … More SCRAWL: Bethany’s best water fountains, ranked
